February 2012
cokebust asked: kind of a dick but still funny.
I hope next time when we meet, we won’t be fighting each other. Instead we will...
– Jackie Chan, from “Rumble in the Bronx” (via famouspeopledrinkingtea)
cokebust asked: you are the funniest person on this website.
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siarn replied to your link: Hunter man’s remains discovered after drug lab raid
We heard about this on the news and the newsreader said “We believe he may have been involved with drug runners” NAH MATE, REALLY?!
Nah he was probs just some bloke ay.
Hunter man’s remains discovered after drug lab... →
siarn:
occupycityrail:
The other day at Uni there was a girl walking around in a nightgown.
And then on the train home a girl was wearing see through shorts.
I want see through shorts.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. I just imagined you in see through shorts. I wish I didn’t
Because you’re now aroused from the image of my firm buttocks, and are questioning your sexuality?
I wish that instead of calling it "losing your...
The other day at Uni there was a girl walking around in a nightgown.
And then on the train home a girl was wearing see through shorts.
I want see through shorts.
I got all the packages I have ordered in the last fucking hundred years today.
I got my calligraphy paint marker, which is kind of disappointing, because it’s chisel tip is barely a chisel tip at all.
I got the Leather jacket and Pomade for Alex.
I got that LOTR patch I ordered from Cat & Mouse.
And I got three new sets of drum sticks, which is a huge load off because I haven’t...
crying
anemia:
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You’re a bit melodramatic, aren’t you.
obfuscationxo:
My head chefs last name is Butler, his partners last name is Cotton. They gave their two kids the middle name Button, which is a combination of their names. Is that not the cutest thing ever?!
It can’t be; I am the cutest thing ever.
Bragging about being Straight Edge is the exact...
Incorrect.
Although it is just as obnoxious.
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Why am I still wasting my time?
STFU, Sexists.: My brother knows racism before... →
queerhairyvag:
Welp! That’s great! Gonna rant now! AS USUAL WHAT ELSE IS NEW
Before he was 8, things were fine and dandy and he’s a happy adorable snotrag!
He isin’t treated any differently and if he is, he’s too young to notice at the time.
He’s 10. He’s talented at creating animation…
Fuck that bullshit.
missmarthaa replied to your post: Fuck, I miss having actual conversations.
hahahaha, you know I was just thinking to myself, “everyone flirts on tumblr, i just want to have a damn conversation with someone.” NO LIE.
This doesn’t just apply to tumblr man, I haven’t had a really good, in depth conversation with anyone in a bloody long time.
I’m really sick of just repeating...
Fuck, I miss having actual conversations.
Let me tell you bout Sally Brown: I just don't... →
little-bubba:
“oh I’m a skinhead against racial prejudice but I’m not are SHARP”
Are you fucking stupid? Are your traditional ”values” so important that you wont label yourself something that you are? You labeled yourself a skinhead didn’t you? Also the fact that people think I, as an antifa skinhead, don’t…
I think you’ve missed the point a little bit.